Ampleforth Play

Ampleforth Play - 1898 E.K.Chambers (1933), pp.131-150 89se57ce.xml mastermummers.org E.K.Chambers The English Folk-play Oxford, Clarendon Press, 1933, pp.131-150

Originally prepared for textual analysis during his PhD research on the 'Origins and Development of English Folk Plays' by Peter Millington (2002).

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Ampleforth Yorkshire North Riding England SE5878 Perfl. 1898 [Not given] [Not given] Quack Doctor: Hero/Combat: North British: Sword Dance King Jarvey Ben King Henry Clown Queen Susannah Mistress Cheesemouth Fair Rose No. 2 Progallus Bashful Youth No. 3 Spanking Lad No. 4 Hickman Rakish Youth No. 5 Jerry Valiant Youth No. 6 Diana Brave Young Man No. 1 Handsome Young Man Doctor Ivan-Lovan-tanaman-laddie, E.K.Chambers' Footnotes:

Note 1: bound.

Note 2: thee.

Note 3: joyfully.

Note 4: warrant.

Note 5: sight.

Note 6: home I.

Note 7: bride.

Note 8: carcase.

Note 9: privacy.

Note 10: packing.

Note 11: taxman.

Note 12: titheman.

Note 13: I do them hear.

Introduction:

(pp.131-132) "The Goathland play can hardly have been more elaborate than that of Ampleforth which, with its Presentation, I will now give in full. My text was sent me long ago by Cecil Sharp; that in his Sword Dances of Northern England is a good deal sophisticated, but may include a few lines which he recovered later."

Notes:

(pp.149-150) "This curious play bears all the marks of a compilation. The performers are introduced three times and the second attempt borrows the 'big head' and 'iron and steel' formulas of the Mummers' Play. There are two sets of calling-on verses. The Queen is Susannah in the First Part and Rose in the Second Part, and while the Second Part is a variant of The Fool's Wooing, the First Part is largely pieced together, as Sharp pointed out to me, from scraps of Congreve's Love for Love (1695) iii. 3, although this does not give the name Susannah. The Third Part is chaff about dancing and singing, such as we find in the Plough Plays. The Fourth Part has a phrase about sticking a heifer, which corresponds to the killing a bullock at Earsdon. The Fifth Part is clearly the same in origin as the slighter versions of Earsdon, Bellerby, and Sowerby. Its Cure proper also closely resembles some of the more elaborate scenes in the Mummers' Plays. The Land of Cockaigne bit is there. The repudiation and suggested burial have also analogues, more or less remote, in the Mummers' Plays, but the 'psalm' used consists of a set of verses, which I have also found independently, with King Arthur instead of King Henry as their subject.' The victim's will recalls that of the Fool at Revesby."

Peter Millington's Notes:

Chambers does not give a date for this text. However, a date of 1898 is listed against Ampleforth in E.C.Cawte et al's (1967) English Ritual Drama.

17-Sep-1999 Peter Millington Entered 28-Dec-1999 Peter Millington Corrected 27-Sep-2024 Peter Millington TEI-encoded FIRST PART King Make room, make room for these jovial lads That are a wooing hound; Note 1 For I can handle a sword With any man in town. Last night I went to see Miss Madam Molly; She was so fair and comely And not adorned with pride; I am so deep in love with her Till I dont know how to bide. Tonight I went in to see Miss Susannah Parkin; She was so fine and gay, But the dogs made such a barking I forgot all I had to say. So I pray the Note 2 honest Christian What next must I say to her? Clown Thou must give her gallant speeches, And honestly must woo her. King Aye man, her Mother likes me well; she has forty thousand pound of her own and she'll give it all to myself. Clown I'll stand a friend right Jarvey. I'll stand thee friend, my lad; I'll stand thee friend right Jarvey. Note 3 See thee my heart's full glad. King And many a better thing she'll give us when we get wed. Clown Come thee ways I'll a want Note 4 thee we'll get her. Enter Queen. Clown Sings Madam, behold a lover! You shall quickly see my Son. Queen Sings Long time have I been waiting Expecting Ben would come; Ben's grown a smart young fellow, And his face I long to see. Clown Sings Here's one that doth me follow, And perhaps it may be he. O Ben how dost thou do, my lad? Thou'st welcome from the seas. King Thank you, father, how do you do? I am very well at ease. Clown O Ben let me kiss thee For with joy I am fit to cry. King O father I'd rather kiss That lady standing by. Clown O Ben come shew thy breeding. Give to her a gentle touch She's got such a face to feed upon, The seas could afford none such. She's a sweet and modest creature, And she's of a noble fame, She's a sweet and modest creature) And Susannah is her name. King Father that's well remembered. How is Dick and Val? Clown Did not I write last summer That pale death has closed his sides? Note 5 King It's as true as I'm a sinner! I had forgotten quite. Clown Then it's o my Note 6 will retire, For fear I'll spoil her sport; For while I'm standing by yer Our Ben can't frame to court. So, madam, don't be cruel, Since you're a charmer fair, Spare him as a jewel, For you'll like to be my heir. Exit Clown. King Madam, my father has declared You are to be my bridge; Note 7 Or otherwise I am inclined To lead a single life. For when a man gets married He's down like a galley slave Bachelors like sailors, When the liberties there air. Queen O sorrow does compel you Against your will to wed. Indeed, I needs must tell you, You but a logger's head. Your cheek is none so charming As to kindle Cupid's fire; You've neither wit nor learning, Nor beauty to admire. King Goes up to the Queen O, madam, do but hear me; I've got something more to say. Queen Gives him a prick Don't stand so near hard by me; Stand further off, I pray! I have not lost my hearing, Nor yet I am not dumb; But, in spite of all your jeering, I can exercise my tongue. King Says thee so, thou Mistress Cheesemouth? Thee might give me better words. Although thou's a genteel caucase, Note 8 Thy face to be observed, Thy cheeks are like two cakes of tallow, Thy lips are blue all o'er, Thou's tawny black and yellow, And forty colours more! King goes up to the Queen again; she gives him a prick, and stamps her foot and says- Queen Begone, thou piece of valour! For thou smells of pitch and tar. Go hang theeself on the mainmast Where I shall never see thee more. Take along with thee my wishes To the bottom of the sea; Thou's fitter for the fishes, Than a woman's company. Exeunt King and Queen. SECOND PART Clown Here comes I, that never come yet, With great head and little wit. Though my head be great And my wit be small, I've six fine lads 'll please you all. My head's made of iron, My heart's made of steel, My hands and feet of knuckle-bone, I challenge thee out to feel. Enter King. King and Clown rattle their swords together. King How long will this unthinking fool Disturb us of our private see Note 9 Fair Rose thou may with boldness come And banish him from our company. Enter Queen. Queen That would betray for want of skill; It's good to keep two strings for one bow. Perhaps I might bear him as much goodwill As what that I might do to you. Clown O that's well answered, my dear Rose. I love the girl that's plain and free Thou may be packed in, Note 10 snotty nose; Small hopes I find there is for thee. King Sure I this woman's worse than mad! Judge, gentlemen, as well as me In taking such a snotty lad, And despising such a spark as me. King straightens himself up. Queen Spread your affection civilly And I shall tell you what I think. In you the small......... There's no mistake to choose and wink. Clown Pox take her! There's nowt to please her with. So saving thy debauchery! King I'll call thee liar to the teeth! I'll will at that accepted be. I'll make thee lies to the town estate The captain crown nor his estate. But if I in my duty fail, But come to me and I'll call it my fate. Clown Perhaps thou's got some tenement, Some palace on some Irish shore; Perhaps thou lives by three ha'pence rent; It's enough for thee to rent withal. King Now I'm maintained by sailors' wives, When their husbands are out all in protence, While you poor eunuchs leads poor lives, And I am swaggering by my rents. Queen My father calls, I must obey. Be sure you both in peace remain, Until you hear further what I say The next time we meet again. Exit Queen. King Thou are a fool, O then say I, My reasons are expounded clear. For women may riddle, but none can tell By plain subtraction what they mean. Clown Still greater fool than half than I! If thou would know the certainty Of what a woman says, Is meant quite contrary way. Exit King. Clown The devil go with them, for now they're gone And left me here behind; see if all well at home, Faith man! And I'll away an all. Exit Clown. THIRD PART King I'm a King and a Conqueror too, And here I do advance! Clown. I'm the clown of this noble town, And I've come to see thee dance. King The clown come to see a King dance! Clown A King dance! Ask thee good fellow? didn't I see thee tending the swine 'tother day - stealing swine I meant to say? King Now you've given offence to your Majesty, thee must either sing a song, or off goes your head. The King tries to knock him about with his sword. Clown I only know a lame song. King I like a lame song. Clown sings How can I be merry and wise, And in my heart contented be? When bone of my arm is out of place, And he mun put his nose where the bone should be. King I put my nose where the bone should be? You old fool! sing it over again, and sing it right. Clown I'll nobbut sing it again. Clown sings song as before but indicates another man. King As you've sung that so well, you must sing us another. Clown How can I sing another when I don't know one? King I must have one, or off goes your head. Clown Let me study a minute. I've studied a love song about murder, my grandmother learned me seven years after she was dead. King O I like a love song. Clown sings O love it is a killing thing. Its both for heart and mind And he that doesn't come before He needs must come before. King You old fool what difference is there between befour and before? Sing it over again, and sing it right. Clown I'll nobbut sing it again. King Sing it over again, and sing it right, or off goes your head! Clown sings O love it is a killing thing, Its both for heart and mind, And he that doesnt come before He needs must come before. King What difference is there between before and befoure? Clown It's the way I learned it. Sing it yourself. King If I sing it, see that you learn it. Sings O love it is a killing thing, It's both for heart and mind; And he that doesn't come before, He needs must come behind. King and Clown exeunt. FOURTH PART Enter King. King I'm a King and a King of high renown I'm sorry that I shall be offended with that ragly fellow that's called a clown. Enter Clown. Clown What needs thou be offended at me, And make that great, ugly, long face at me? If thou was hanged in yonder tree, I could make a far better King than thee. King Going up to Dancers who are behind the door. Come all ye young men and draw your swords straight, And take this fool clean out of my sight, For if I talk to him, he talk to me all night. Dancers rattle their swords. Exit King. Clown Ye gentlemen all who in mirth take delight And intends our sport for to see, I've come for to tell you that I am the Clown, And, pray you, how do you like me? Although I am little, my strength it is great; I would scorn for to tell you a lie. I once killed a hedgehog as big as myself And it made me a rare apple-pie, (And he made me a delicate fry). Now my Grandmother; one of the Bambury breed As big as an old gilt in her twang, . She would serve by the tinker at peddling trade, If that isn't a lie I'll be hang'd. My father was tapsman Note 11 and tideman Note 12 three years, Alas he was tiled so high: It was all for stealing 3 lusty grey mares. If that isn't true it's a lie! As for myself I'm a butcher so good, I can hit both the mark and the square; I can stick a young heifer and never draw blood, And that I can do to a hair. I always was jovial and always will be, Always at one time of the year. Since Adam created both oxen and plough, We get plenty of store and strong beer. So now I've told my birth, And the place from when I come; So now I will set forth Our noble dancers on. Our dancers will appear In splendour by and bye. Gooks Bobs! I'll do them here. Note 13 Dancers rattle their swords, and keep out of sight. Clown Silence! Silence! I cry. Our dancers will appear In splendour, red and white, Goops Bobs! and do them see, They're coming in to sight. The King just shows himself. King comes in first. Clown The first that come on is King Henry by name, He's a King and a Conqueror too; And with his broad sword he will make them to fall; But I fear he will fight me enoo. King and Clown rattle swords together. First verse repeated after each verse. Enter No. 2. Clown The next is Progallus, as some do him call, He's a General to the same King; And with his broad sword he will make them to fly; Isn't that a desperate thing ? Enter No. 3. The third I shall name without any offence; A gentleman just come from Cork; He's witty and pretty in every degree, And amongst the girls he will sport. Enter No. 4. The fourth is Hickman, a rival, Sticks close to his back. Bewitched already by beautiful lass, But young Cupid his ruin shall be. Enter No. 5. The fifth is Jerry he's a passionate friend, He follows his master indeed; He's been a true trudger as ever did bend, And I wish we'd some more of his breed. Enter No. 6. There's little Diana I'd tike to forget, Whose beauty shines much like our own; But if ever we do get our heads to the pot, We'll drink till it strikes fourteen at noon. Exeunt all. Clown Go on, my brave heroes! Our valour has been tried; From off the plains of Waterloo These six fought side by side. They fought against Napoleon bold, And made him run away; Sent him to St. Helena, And there they made him stay. All you pretty lasses, That's sitting roundabout, These are six handsome young lads, As ever was turned out. They'll make you loving sweethearts, For ever they'll be true; They'll fight for you as manfully As they did at Waterloo. Enter No. 1. The first I do call, He's a handsome young man, As ever the sun shone on; He's like his brother Cupid Looks on the charming boy And when he meets with a bonny lass With her he loves to toy. Enter No. 2. The next he is a bashful youth, He's brother to the moon; But first he gets his name up In country and in town. Amongst the pretty wenches, He drives a roaring trade; And when he meets a bonny lass His valour is displayed. Enter No. 3. The next he is a spanking lad, His father is a Squire; For Betsy their sweet chambermaid He got a great desire. He huddled her, he cuddled her, Until he made her yield; But when the truth they came to know, He was forced to quit the field. Enter No. 4. The next he is a rakish youth; I've heard his Mother say She would give him good advice Before he went away. He was never to kiss a black lass When he could kiss a white, And when he met a bonny lass To stay with her all night. Enter No. 5. The next he is a valiant youth, He's been in all the wars; When he returned from Waterloo The bells did loudly ring. He won the day in splendour, He fought a valiant man, His countrymen did all rejoice When he returned again. Enter No. 6. The next he is a brave young man As ever you did see; So well did he act his part For his King and Country. He had no fear about him; For ever he'll be true; He'll fight for you as manfully As he did at Waterloo. So lasses prepare your lips, Else before your eyes These six lusty lads Will roll you in their arms. So speak spectators all, If you'll not take it amiss, If these lads will dance their shares, These lasses I will kiss. So now you've seen us all go round, And heard our pedigree, Gentlemen and ladies all What do you think of me? So now you've seen us all, Think of us what you will; Music! strike up and play. T'aud wife of Coverdill. Here follows the dance. After the man (not the Clown) is killed at the conclusion of the dance, the dancers leave the stage, the Clown and the dead man being left alone. FIFTH PART The Clown walks about and tumbles over corpse. Clown It's rough ground. Clown turns round and tumbles over again. King enters. King Hello! Hello! What's the matter here? Clown A man dead! King I fear you have killed him. Clown No! he has nearly killed me! Stamps his feet. Come all you villians and clear yourselves! No. 2 enters. No. 2 I am sure it's none of I That did this bloody act; Its he that follows me That did it for a fact. No. 3 enters. No. 3 I'm sure it's none of I That did this awful crime; Its he that follows me That drew his sword so fine. No. 4 enters. No. 4 Don't lay the blame on me, You awful villains all! I'm sure my eyes were shut When this young man did fall. No. 5 enters. No. 5 How could your eyes be shut, When I was looking on? I'm sure you were with us When first our swords were drawn. Enter No. 6. No. 6 Our King has done the deed And he lays the blame on me! Before I'll take the blame I'll try my sword with thee! King and No. 6 fight and rattle their swords together. King O ray! alas! what shall I do? I've been the cause of all this war! Oray I am that it should happen so, That I should slay this poor old man. Clown How can he be an old man? Young man like me his father. I got him this morning before I got my breakfast. Bury him! we'll sing a psalm over him. All kneel round the dead man. The Clown then gives out the following psalm. Clown When first King Henry ruled this land, He was a right generous King. repeated by mourners . He stole three pecks of barley meal To make a large pudding. repeated. And when this pudding it was boiled, They filled it full of plums; There was lumps of suet in as big As my two thumbs. repeated. The King and Queen they both did eat, And gentlemen likewise; And what they couldnt eat that night Next morning had it fried. repeated. The Clown now reads his Will. Clown God in Heaven take this soul! Churchyard take his bones! And that man, that holds my sword, Take his Wife and bairns! Clown hands his sword to another man. King How can we this man bury When people all around us stand? But if we mean to escape a halter We must send for a doctor. All shout for a doctor. King I have heard of doctors both far and near; Have heard of one, tho' he lives in Spain, I'll lay ten pounds if he was here He would bring this man to life again. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty pounds for a doctor! Enter Doctor. Doctor See, Sir, a doctor here, who travels much at home. Take these here my pills; they cure the young, the old, the hot, the cold, the living and the dead. What's the matter here? King A man dead. Doctor How long has he been dead? King Seven minutes. Can you cure him? Doctor If he has been dead seven years I can cure him! King What is your fee? Doctor Nineteen pounds, nineteen shillings, eleven pence three farthings, peck of ginger bread and some oats for my horse. King It is an imposition. I wont give it. Doctor Gee ball! Exit. King Hi! Hi! Doctor, is that the lowest you'll take? Enter Doctor. Doctor I'll throw off the oats and the ginger bread. King You must try your skill. The Doctor feels his pulse. Doctor He has got a raging pulse. Clown How can a dead man have a raging pulse? The Doctor pretends to give him a pill. The Clown pulls him away. Clown Give a dead man physic? King Can you cause a stomach in the morning? Doctor I can cause a stomach in the morning, make his victuals fly down his throat like a wheelbarrow, and rattle in his throat like a pair of chests of drawers. King Can you do anything for a fair lady? Doctor Yes! if ever a fair lady in this room wants a husband trimming, bring him to me and soon she shall have one. King Can you do anything for a big bellied mare? Doctor Yes! I can cure the big bellied mare, the old fools, the gaol and the pepper vixit cracks; thousands which I cure is none here I can tell. It's all done with this little vandorous box; take that and you well. King Well doctor, what is your name? Doctor I don't like to tell it to a ragamuffin like you! King I must know your name. Doctor Well you shall know it, but it takes a good scholar to read it. My name is Ivan-Lovan-tanaman-laddie, seven Son of a new-born doctor. Here I've travelled through 55 kingdoms and now return to my own country; cure men with their heads off, men with their hearts out, the itch, the stitch, the stone, the bone, the pulse and the gout if there was nineteen devils. King Hi! Doctor! he's a long time coming to life. Doctor Well I must bleed him. Doctor gives the King the dead man's arm to hold up and then runs at him with his sword. The King falls and knocks his knee cap off, which the Doctor then puts right. The Doctor then bleeds the dead man. Doctor I've travelled for my education. King How far have you travelled? Doctor All the way from the fireside upstairs and knocked the chamber pot over and back again. King Is that all you've travelled? Doctor Oh no! not by a great deal. I've travelled all the way from Itti Titti where there's neither town nor city, wooden chimes, leather bells, black pudding for the bell rope, little pigs running up and down street, knives and forks stuck in their backsides crying 'God save the King.' King Well doctor, he is a long time in coming to life. Clown I will bring him to life. Clown takes his sword and pulls down the man's middle. Whereupon the dead man came to life and jumps up and says. No. 1 Good morning, gentlemen, A sleeping I have been; I've had such a sleep As the like was never seen! And now I am awake, And alive unto this day. Our dancers shall have a dance And the doctor have his pay. All those standing round now start dancing and this concludes the entertainment.